Two weeks, and I'll have been here for a year, forgiving that one eight-year-long week last march. Thanksgiving was really really weird, and I still remember it, and if it rains turkeys thing year I'm not sure if I'll laugh or shoot someone. Wait, no, I won't shoot someone. I don't own a gun ( Read more... )

I BELIEVE IN CANDY MOUNTAIN!

The Parasite actually wares off after a few months~! Just ask Lace! It's noooo danger! But! You're still stuck with it for life!

A very long one!

===KinU

[ooc So, when I said, "I often torture my characters, but Cal gets the worst of it...?" Shameless excuse to use pantless icon nao >>;;]

The cat's gone...

Jesus Christ. A rave? I hate you all. I really do. Hate. It oozes from my pores.

I mean, not everyone's even from my world, and that's where raves come from I think. Do any of you even know what they are ( Read more... )

By the looks of it, today is disease day on our biblical calendar. I'm really not any type of doctor, but if your disease has any type of parasitic backround, I can either help out... or write a book on it. However it works, anyway, I'm not affected.

Also...

And no, my plant doesn't talk to me anymore. Or play cards.

...I'm the only one from my ( Read more... )

Yeah. Makes sense. I guess... she should be back home. Yeah.

Does it help anyone to say I've seen much worse?

No?

Well, anyway. I'm gonna be killing things today. Contact me if you really need me.

[ooc And he's off with the shiny!sword, killing things. Strikes are hackable emo ♥]

Interesting fact: I've never killed anyone. Really. Do any of you think I have?

Another thing, I think I'm gonna need some new furnature... I've been here for, what, five months (and that eight-year-long week) and it's starting to smell of pizza and bacon. Fun.

I hate this place.

( Morgan )

Well. Thank god this place has a television.

How's everyone? Having fun?

And all of you better not be sober. Better not. Get drunk on my behalf, damnit.

Hm. So these curses should be over soon? Good.

I'm not affected, I don't really think I have anything to be pridefull about...

[ooc Whoever can get him out of this funk gets a cookie. A big one ♥]

What do I want? Well, you can prolly figure that out, actually.

Guess.

( PRIVATE TO JYABURA//mostly unhackable )